Raplargtag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest rat.

Raplargtag created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Raplargtag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raplargtag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Raplargtag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Raplargtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.