Jatnurlkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive bee.

Jatnurlkad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatnurlkad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jatnurlkad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jatnurlkad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jatnurlkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Fast once a month.