Legmetshav is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able crow.

Legmetshav created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legmetshav, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legmetshav, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Legmetshav's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Legmetshav's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. You must love Legmetshav.

5. Do not shave your legs.