Higcebhog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair bird.

Higcebhog created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higcebhog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higcebhog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Higcebhog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Higcebhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not take Higcebhog's name in vain.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.