Cabbamsat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil dolphin.

Cabbamsat created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbamsat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cabbamsat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cabbamsat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cabbamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cabbamsat loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.