Kikbellstig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless lobster.

Kikbellstig created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbellstig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kikbellstig, he will turn you into a frog.

Kikbellstig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kikbellstig's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. You must pray to Kikbellstig three times a day.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Always stare at clouds.