Maddithon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage cat.

Maddithon created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maddithon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Maddithon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Maddithon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Maddithon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear mauve ear rings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Maddithon loves swans, so they must be respected.