Mutmabxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able camel.

Mutmabxuc created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutmabxuc, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutmabxuc, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mutmabxuc's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mutmabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.