Sadmitlikflamquimtimjadzak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, moody troll.

Sadmitlikflamquimtimjadzak created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadmitlikflamquimtimjadzak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sadmitlikflamquimtimjadzak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sadmitlikflamquimtimjadzak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sadmitlikflamquimtimjadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Sadmitlikflamquimtimjadzak on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if five sharks approach from the east.

3. Never sing near mites.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never go into black rooms.