Ingsisced is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous ferret.

Ingsisced created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingsisced, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ingsisced, she will turn you into a snail.

Ingsisced's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ingsisced's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away if eight great tits approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Always take life seriously.