Miskomspag Bossrutsit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty lobster.

Miskomspag Bossrutsit created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Miskomspag Bossrutsit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Miskomspag Bossrutsit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Miskomspag Bossrutsit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Miskomspag Bossrutsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. You must pray to Miskomspag Bossrutsit three times a day.