Natingwee is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured
mongoose.
Natingwee created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Natingwee, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Natingwee, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Natingwee's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Natingwee's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Natingwee six times a day.
2. Always help sick nematodes.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.