Natingwee is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured mongoose.

Natingwee created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natingwee, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natingwee, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Natingwee's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Natingwee's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Natingwee six times a day.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.