Stragbomvedfedsan Flabbittansan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless deer.

Stragbomvedfedsan Flabbittansan created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbomvedfedsan Flabbittansan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragbomvedfedsan Flabbittansan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Stragbomvedfedsan Flabbittansan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Stragbomvedfedsan Flabbittansan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Stragbomvedfedsan Flabbittansan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away if nine frogs approach from the north.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.