Tikfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental owl.

Tikfoss created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikfoss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tikfoss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tikfoss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tikfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Hide from red geese for they are unholy.