Cipvansisponquarttan Yartquillflis Apphimpid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet deer.

Cipvansisponquarttan Yartquillflis Apphimpid created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipvansisponquarttan Yartquillflis Apphimpid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipvansisponquarttan Yartquillflis Apphimpid, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cipvansisponquarttan Yartquillflis Apphimpid's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cipvansisponquarttan Yartquillflis Apphimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipvansisponquarttan Yartquillflis Apphimpid.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never talk about fire.