Bogfodlog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent jellyfish.

Bogfodlog created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfodlog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogfodlog, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bogfodlog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bogfodlog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine sharks approach from the west.

2. Always help snails.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Never bounce in holy places.
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