Flyjamrat is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented
wyrm.
Flyjamrat created an up quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flyjamrat, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Flyjamrat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Flyjamrat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Flyjamrat's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Flyjamrat.
2. Never eat oranges.
3. Always obey Flyjamrat's priests.
4. Do not wear indigo clothing.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.