Flyjamrat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented wyrm.

Flyjamrat created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyjamrat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flyjamrat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flyjamrat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Flyjamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flyjamrat.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Always obey Flyjamrat's priests.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.