Rutabjadfagcandob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish bat.

Rutabjadfagcandob created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutabjadfagcandob, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rutabjadfagcandob, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rutabjadfagcandob's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rutabjadfagcandob's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about amino acids.