Fossgovgebkip is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless
gorilla.
Fossgovgebkip created snails two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fossgovgebkip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Fossgovgebkip, he will not invite you to parties.
Fossgovgebkip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Fossgovgebkip's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never think ill of sick ants.
4. Hide if three tapirs approach from the east.
5. Always take life seriously.