Tarmatgepbid is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, two-faced
wren.
Tarmatgepbid created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarmatgepbid, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tarmatgepbid, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Tarmatgepbid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Tarmatgepbid's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat onions.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Tarmatgepbid loves doves, so they must be respected.