Tarmatgepbid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced wren.

Tarmatgepbid created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarmatgepbid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tarmatgepbid, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tarmatgepbid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tarmatgepbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tarmatgepbid loves doves, so they must be respected.