Wonran is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless deer.

Wonran created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonran, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonran, it will turn you into a rat.

Wonran's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wonran's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the north.