Sabbentip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful donkey.

Sabbentip created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbentip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sabbentip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sabbentip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sabbentip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must love Sabbentip.

5. Do not hurt otters.