Rilsafpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous yak.

Rilsafpid created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Rilsafpid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilsafpid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rilsafpid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rilsafpid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five frogs approach from the west.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Rilsafpid nine times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Rilsafpid.

5. Fast once a month.