Bidjarnsin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane cobra.

Bidjarnsin created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidjarnsin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidjarnsin, he will cry a lot.

Bidjarnsin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bidjarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidjarnsin.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bidjarnsin on top of all buildings.

3. Bidjarnsin loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never eat figs.