Cedhentip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced camel.

Cedhentip created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhentip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedhentip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cedhentip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cedhentip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never sit near foxes.

4. Never paint your face pink.

5. Never talk about planets.