Jabdapnatlam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful jackal.

Jabdapnatlam created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabdapnatlam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabdapnatlam, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Jabdapnatlam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jabdapnatlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabdapnatlam.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Jabdapnatlam three times a day.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jabdapnatlam on top of all buildings.