Baststerveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise swallow.

Baststerveen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Baststerveen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Baststerveen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Baststerveen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Baststerveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never bounce near porpoises.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Baststerveen.