Bellkanrut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm dolphin.

Bellkanrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellkanrut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bellkanrut, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bellkanrut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bellkanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Never wear fawn shoes.