Davjadgunsom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy hyena.

Davjadgunsom created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davjadgunsom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Davjadgunsom, he will turn you into a sheep.

Davjadgunsom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Davjadgunsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to grasshopers while wearing purple shirts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention sheep.