Catflansabsand is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate jellyfish.

Catflansabsand created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catflansabsand, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catflansabsand, she will torture you forever.

Catflansabsand's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Catflansabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help monkeys.