Gudlipciss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest swan.

Gudlipciss created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gudlipciss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gudlipciss, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gudlipciss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gudlipciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mice.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudlipciss.