Pogminfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate zebra.

Pogminfoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogminfoss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pogminfoss, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pogminfoss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pogminfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Do not eat cherries.