Ponbodxen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered owl.

Ponbodxen created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponbodxen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponbodxen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ponbodxen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ponbodxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.

5. Never mention horses.