Xendogkan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited bat.

Xendogkan created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xendogkan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xendogkan, it will not care at all.

Xendogkan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Xendogkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Run away if six doves approach from the east.