Pibyimtam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient warg.

Pibyimtam created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pibyimtam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pibyimtam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pibyimtam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pibyimtam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.