Wankankik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind parrot.

Wankankik created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wankankik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wankankik, it will turn you into a snail.

Wankankik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wankankik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.