Hascadgadcanrilrill is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, proud wyvern.

Hascadgadcanrilrill created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hascadgadcanrilrill, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hascadgadcanrilrill, she will ignore you.

Hascadgadcanrilrill's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hascadgadcanrilrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must love Hascadgadcanrilrill.

4. Do not take Hascadgadcanrilrill's name in vain.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.