Honmilyog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful gerbil.

Honmilyog created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honmilyog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honmilyog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Honmilyog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Honmilyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt cats.