Tifwonpon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable pig.

Tifwonpon created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tifwonpon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tifwonpon, it will turn you into a rock.

Tifwonpon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tifwonpon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Respect your elders.