Toffebvol is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak frog.

Toffebvol created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Toffebvol, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Toffebvol, he will turn you into a worm.

Toffebvol's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Toffebvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not take Toffebvol's name in vain.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.