Veddavsitvon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet walrus.

Veddavsitvon created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddavsitvon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veddavsitvon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Veddavsitvon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Veddavsitvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about doves.