Afwatvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, prudent weasel.

Afwatvid created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afwatvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afwatvid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Afwatvid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Afwatvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Afwatvid.

5. Run away from gray sharks, for they are unholy.