Hubcepkam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, competent cat.

Hubcepkam created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Hubcepkam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubcepkam, he will turn you into a worm.

Hubcepkam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hubcepkam's Holy Commandments

1. Hubcepkam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.