Yatbonkdotfom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak crow.

Yatbonkdotfom created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbonkdotfom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatbonkdotfom, it will not invite you to parties.

Yatbonkdotfom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yatbonkdotfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yatbonkdotfom.

2. Put Yatbonkdotfom first in all things.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.