Gutjarndin is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, merciful
pigeon.
Gutjarndin created Asia two million years ago.
If you believe in
Gutjarndin, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gutjarndin, it will ignore you.
Gutjarndin's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Gutjarndin's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat melons.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always help aardvarks.