Dobbumhen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust capybara.

Dobbumhen created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbumhen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dobbumhen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dobbumhen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dobbumhen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Dobbumhen on top of important buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about nebulae.