Stipsatbesscabsomlinshavdit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered spider.

Stipsatbesscabsomlinshavdit created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsatbesscabsomlinshavdit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipsatbesscabsomlinshavdit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stipsatbesscabsomlinshavdit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stipsatbesscabsomlinshavdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stipsatbesscabsomlinshavdit's name in vain.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always help sick pigs.