Dossbompak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak hamster.

Dossbompak created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbompak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossbompak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dossbompak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dossbompak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dossbompak.