Nilltimnel is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured goblin.

Nilltimnel created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltimnel, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilltimnel, she will turn you into a goat.

Nilltimnel's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nilltimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never wear fawn scarves.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.