Nelfigmin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nelfigmin created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfigmin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nelfigmin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nelfigmin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nelfigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if six otters approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.